Happy Anniversary, Johnny Saucedo! WE DID IT!

My first book signing. We ran out of books. I actually had to run out to my car for the two books I had in the backseat; luckily, leftovers from an earlier attempt at guerrilla marketing. The last fourteen months of my life living dollar to dollar so I can get published, and now I'm holding 10s … Continue reading Happy Anniversary, Johnny Saucedo! WE DID IT!

Have Tea With Me On Saturday!

Join us Saturday March 28th from 2 to 4pm for Sawgrass Bar's Afternoon Tea! As you nosh nibbles provided by Ray's Vegan Soul, me and my Wordier Than Thou pals shall ear-tain you with diverse readings! Reader lineup: C Abraham Bellamy Shae Krispinsky Von Simeon Austin Scott Collins Anda Peterson Tiffany Razzano Located at 2315 Central Ave, Saint Petersburg, Florida 33713 Donate … Continue reading Have Tea With Me On Saturday!

Von On Bloggy Break: Feb 8 – Feb 21

Getting new poetry and prose in publication condition, got two shows to prep for, and I'm taking a poetry class! Let me soothe your dismay with this especially dedicated song to you, my blogosphere neighbor. Crank it to 11!! Miss ya already. See you in two!! http://youtu.be/WFNgiuiQ2Qc

Guilty By Association

"Your honor, all I did was retweet..." "This from the woman who wrote, 'I Blew Up Juarez'!" "*sigh* Ya got me, yah honah, ya got me..." My mental cutaway when I happened to catch on Twitter I was 'featured' in a webzine, only to find out it's someone's mash-up site. Such is the side affect … Continue reading Guilty By Association

The Best of Von Simeon

My blog buddies, I'm offline-ing the first two weeks of June to address projects requiring strict concentration. Hanging out with you is so fun, yet it distracts me from getting work done...shocker... But shed not a tear darlin', I'm gonna schedule a compilation during my usual Sunday-Wednesday cycle to tide you over. Now enjoy this … Continue reading The Best of Von Simeon

Putting Them Bitches To Work

Continuing from Stank Ass Bitches... Since they didn't want to leave, I made them take the video! When it gets a little Blair Witch Project, you'll know why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDb5WRhQiOk

We Ran Out Of Books

My first book signing. We ran out of books. I actually had to run out to my car for the two books I had in the backseat; luckily, leftovers from an earlier attempt at guerrilla marketing. The last fourteen months of my life living dollar to dollar so I can get published, and now I'm holding 10s … Continue reading We Ran Out Of Books