How To Ruin A Moment of Silence

Here it is, folks, the most visibly and audibly LOUDEST outfit I’ve worn yet!

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The host had me jingle the beat as she sang, “Jingle Bells.” We made it through one verse. 

At my friend’s house party, I overheard the most beautiful delivery of sarcasm of the whole of 2014: if you’re going to be an atheist, at least be dogmatic about it.

Moment to acknowledge: this was my first Christmas party sans alcohol since I was a KID, and you know what? I had fun! I laughed a lot, I met people, and I ate more than necessary.

No more crutches.

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