SUMMER IS HERE! Which means more skin, more outdoor activities, and more bad decisions! Last summer I invested in online dating, validating my hypothesis that online or offline, crazy be crazy. This summer, I'm gonna save my money and do something simple... I'm gonna pull random make-out sessions. Think of a drive-by shooting, but instead of … Continue reading In Search of the Ultimate Snog
Tag: Relationships
Yet Another Valentine’s Day. Still Single. This Is Why.
I Love You, But…
I'm going to physically beat on you every night after I come home drunk, because I love you. I love you so much, child, I going to let my boyfriend touch your private parts. These are the extreme situations. This is NOT what I'm talking about. I end every year with a reflective assessment of … Continue reading I Love You, But…
The Other Woman
[Flash Fiction writing prompt, time = 30 minutes]Didn't expect to be here again.Then again, didn't expect it to be me standing before her, she, crumpled against the ground, crying. From my position at the height of the stairs I'm looking down at her, legs splayed, black dog on leash to one side, dressed in all … Continue reading The Other Woman
Come On, Team America
Original Post Date August 28, 2013 at 11:46 AM How can an author date when she works in solitude? Use an online dating site, of course! This is part one of a two part observation on dating in the digital age. I toil daily at refining my manuscript for your future enjoyment. Hours and hours … Continue reading Come On, Team America
A Seabee and a Folksinger Get In A Fight
Original Post Date September 04, 2013 at 11:53 AM This is part two of a two part observation on dating in the digital age. Von throws caution in the wind, only to get regret tossed back. While online dating offers an organized approach to matchmaking, ya gotta be spontaneous every once in a while! After … Continue reading A Seabee and a Folksinger Get In A Fight
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