‘The number of times I’ve puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too much for my pride.’

[Writing prompt courtesy of textsfromlastnight.com; time = 15 minutes] The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too much for my pride. Whatever's left of it anyways. That girl ripped my balls off with volition, sprinkled with determination. My fault, really. The drinking is, well, a problem. The intersection of … Continue reading ‘The number of times I’ve puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too much for my pride.’

My Day Under $5

We, Gina and I, had it in our heads we'd spend the afternoon at the Tampa IKEA. But that just didn't happen. Why? We couldn't stop talking about the thrift store. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes It started so innocently. I needed to get new shoes on the Cool Whip. She needed to see if a certain top was … Continue reading My Day Under $5