Tag: Alcoholism

How To Ruin A Moment of Silence

Here it is, folks, the most visibly and audibly LOUDEST outfit I've worn yet! At my friend's house party, I overheard the most beautiful delivery of sarcasm of the whole of 2014: if you're going to be an atheist, at least be dogmatic about it. Moment to acknowledge: this was my first Christmas party sans … Continue reading How To Ruin A Moment of Silence

‘The number of times I’ve puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too much for my pride.’

[Writing prompt courtesy of textsfromlastnight.com; time = 15 minutes] The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too much for my pride. Whatever's left of it anyways. That girl ripped my balls off with volition, sprinkled with determination. My fault, really. The drinking is, well, a problem. The intersection of … Continue reading ‘The number of times I’ve puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too much for my pride.’