Only REAL Thugs Wear Pregnancy Pants

Got some hitters on your tail? Need to shake 'em off? Better put on your fight suit: black shirt, combat boots, pregnancy pants!? Johnny Saucedo makes it work:

NEW READING: After The Earth-Shattering Kaboom

Just in time for the holidays! My gift to you, my sweet darling blog follower. I LOVE YOU! My novel, I Blew Up Juarez, is still on track to be released end of February, which I am sure by title alone, you're ready to pick it up and peel through it! This presentation was done … Continue reading NEW READING: After The Earth-Shattering Kaboom

VIDEO: October Reading From I Blew Up Juarez (NSFW)

My Favorite Kid

We, really I, scrolled back over two whole pages of reviewed text, none of it needing editing."Wow, how did I get through so much so fast?" My editor asked."Because it's some good shit."And it is. Parents lie all the time saying they don't have a favorite child, but then they reveal waay after the nest has … Continue reading My Favorite Kid