So, while I was on WordPress hiatus, I:
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Skinned my knee falling off the wagon
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John Connor’ed my nephew
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Violated my personal code of conduct and accepted a date…WITH A COP.
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Received a growl from Bobby on his 5th born day
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Forced a 1st grader to do math (related to #4)
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Blew up eBay
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Made like Mowgli and returned to my “people”
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Decided to celebrate Christmas in July, Jack Kerouac style
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Mastered the Nooky and fell in love with Scrivener a la HER
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Went vegan for a vampire story!