Beale spent 900,000 American so he could be pretty much a boring loser.
You can take the boy out of the hood, blah blah blah.
Ay carajo.
It wasn’t shocking enough to find out Aaron Hernandez kept all his crime gear in a rented, easily-accessible apartment, pretty much placing his guilt on a silver platter, but then THIS guy, John Beale, Environmental Protection Agency administrator, confesses to pretending to be a CIA covert for ten years, just so he can ride his bike around town.
Guys, guys, guys. You are SO not good at this.
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