Category Archives: Fashion
The 4th of July Fill A Bag for $5 was a success! Got 26 articles of clothing in one plastic shopping bag, and it still closed. All those years of packing Army bags, camping rucksacks, even backpacks full of clothes has now become a competitive skill set!
Olga said her record is 36. See you next time, Olga….
You know how you look at a thing too long you don’t know if you’re done? I’ve updated two of my Pages, “All About Von” and “Make Contact”. Well if you could just dance through those, offer edits where necessary, so I can stop looking at this, I’d really appreciate it!
Going to walk away and shower while you do that. Maybe eat lunch. Yeah, lunch…
My blog buddies, I’m offline-ing the first two weeks of June to address projects requiring strict concentration. Hanging out with you is so fun, yet it distracts me from getting work done…shocker…
But shed not a tear darlin’, I’m gonna schedule a compilation during my usual Sunday-Wednesday cycle to tide you over. Now enjoy this 2013 gallery of me in swimsuits. See you June 15th!
Portugal frustrated me during the 2010 World Cup as they creeped closer to the semifinals, and I remember the Spain v Portugal game, the screen locked on this Cristiano Ronaldo character. In a measure of diplomacy, I decided to stop hatin’ on Portugal for the remainder of the game and watch this spry little demon work the pitch. Sexxxy.
He’s modeled several times before, so maybe it’s a bigger deal to non-football followers that he’s butt ass naked on this cover. Me? Nothing motivates me more in life than a naked footballer. So how about some more UEFA stars sin ropa? How about, say, the entire starting lineup of my team, Germany?
Shit, ya’ll already know how much in love I am with Mario Gomez. So let’s get him, Schweinsteiger, Müller, Neuer, Özil with his crazy eyes, and Lahm naked, in a row, with only a football covering their glories. Or not. It is the European league, after all. ;)
I said Gawd DAYUMN…